Avoid those embarrassing marks in the loo …

Next time you’re at a friend’s house and need to go for a sit-down in the smallest room, first lay down about 3-4 sheets of loo paper on top of the water. Then you can freely go into action in the secure knowledge that, post-flush, there will be no stains left behind because everything will have landed on the paper! (That tip is courtesy of my younger son.)