How to avoid those marks on the loo bowl…

I have a little tip from my son Ewan, and it’s genius! I don’t know about the bowel activities of the men in anyone else’s life, but how can I say this delicately? No, there is no way…just need to be direct.

When Ewan goes for a sit-down session, he first lays down about 3-4 sheets of loo paper on top of the water. Then he goes into action and, post-flush, there are no stains left behind because everything has landed on the paper!

Bless him, he told a visiting pal to follow his instructions…and the pal was very impressed!